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2012-03-28 17:00:53 96天 365天每天看一个英语小幽默 【流水帐】
上一期参考译文： 12 hours ago via Mobile 12小时前来自手机。 Dear people who think Romeo &Juliet is a romantic love story: 这些觉得罗密欧与朱丽叶是个浪漫故事的亲爱的人们： It was rationship that lasted three days between a 13 yr old and a 17 yr old,and resulted in 6 deaths. 它是一段持续了3天关系，一个13岁，一个17岁，导致6人死亡的故事。 Sincerely,everyone who actually read the story？ 其实，有人认真地读过这个故事吗? 2012-02-20 16:50:31 95天 365天每天看一个英语小幽默 【流水帐】
 it dosn't matter how many rsources you have. if you don't know how to use them,it will never be enough. 不管你拥有多少资源，如果你不知道如何利用它们，它永远都是不够的 2012-02-03 16:51:00 94天 365天每天看一个英语小幽默 【流水帐】
 52% cotton 52%的绵 48% polyester 48%的涤纶 machine wash cold inside out 翻反衣服冷水机洗 do not bleach 请勿漂白 tumble dry low 低温滚筒烘干 do not iron decoration 请勿熨烫 aways wash your butt 经常清洗你的屁股 keep away from fire especially when wearing 请别靠近火，特别是穿在身上的时候 ASSEMBLED IN MEXICO 墨西哥制造 2012-01-05 17:54:38 93天 365天每天看一个英语小幽默 【流水帐】
 AND WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE FOR CHRISMAS,LITTLE BOY? I WANT TO BE A GROWN UP! NO PROBLEM! IN FACT,WE CAN START RIGHT NOW! I'M NOT REAL. 2011-12-30 17:53:49 92天 365天每天看一个英语小幽默 【流水帐】
 What do you want to be when you grow up? I wanna be a astronaut!I wanna be the first person to walk on mars! I wanna be a police man an' stop bad guys! I'm gonna be a major league baseball player like CAL RIPKEN JUNIOR! I wanna be in a novelty rap-metal band and live in a cargo van. You're weird! I wanna be a doctor and help sick people! 20 YEARS LATER |
