上一期参考译文：

CAN'T BRING IT ON A PLANE IT COULD BE A BOMB

IT'S OK JUST GO PUT IT IN A TRASH CAN

不能带矿泉水上飞机，它可能是枚炸弹。

丢进垃圾桶内就不是炸弹了。

LOCK THE SEAT BELT

IT WILL PROTECTS YOU IN CASE THE PLANE CRASHES

系上安全带

以防坠机时，可以保护你

IF YOU'RE SOMEONE THAT CAN HIJACK AN ENTIRE PLANE WITH JUST A SET OF NAIL CLIPPERS

THEN YOU CAN SO THE SAME WITHOUT IT TOO

如果你用一个指甲钳可以劫持飞机的话

你不用指甲钳，也可以做到

CAN'T BRING IT ON A PLANE IT'S A WEAPON

IT'S OK JUST BOOK FIRST CLASS AND WE'LL GIVE YOU ONE.

不能携带餐刀上飞机，它是一个武器

如果你订了头等舱的话，我们会给你一个。

上一期参考译文：

EUCALYPTUS MAKES YOU HIGH?是桉树让你这么兴奋吗？

That's crazy,man.wait till my unicorn hears about this. 这样讲太过份了，伙计，等会儿讲给我的独角兽听吧（会有你好果子吃）！